Hello. Yes, YOU! I need your help. Can you help me read this book?
Fantastic - when I say OH, you say NO.
Let's try it. Would you like to meet OH? Are you sure? He's no ordinary bear . . . you see, he's a bear with a BARE BEAR BUTT! And bare butt bears like to dance. The trouble is, he'd like someone to dance with.
I don't suppose you know anyone?